Maybe if that person chewing on their glasses were longingly gazing at a 1966 Schwinn Parmount Road Racer instead of an AMC Rambler Classic 770 wagon, the City would have sprung for the bike trail.

That said, and despite my love for bikes of all eras, I must admit that is one sweet, sweet station wagon ride the person chewing the glasses is longingly gazing upon. Luggage rack, baby. Luggage rack.