I’m not one who cares much for travel involving tourist sites with a guide holding a flag for us to follow as they explain the site in the language appropriate to the group. Not my thing.

Yet, I’d eagerly give up my aversion to such things if I was accompanied in the group to the site below by the current and soon-to-be-impeached (as of January 3rd, 2027 or so) “War” Secretary and all his testosterone-obssessed, Old Testament supremacist warmongers.

We could split the already large tour group with a cohort of actual veterans who have actually fought in actual battles instead of simply masturbating obssessing over how manly religious crusade war supposedly is. I’m guessing these veterans would have a few things to say to our “winner of two wars” Secretary and I’d like to be there to hear those thoughts, whether in “appropriate” language or not.

Happy Armistice Day, everyone. Ending war is something worthy of celebration. And remembrance.